Brent Has a Flat for Rent

I'm A 64yrs Young, Single White Bi Male. Looking for A Roommate With Benefits 😉. The Roommate I'll be looking for should also be Bi Or Gay or Anything In-Between. They Should Be Employed, And Or Can, Provide, Proof Of Income. And Are 420 Friendly. The Apartment is Only A One Bedroom, One Bathroom. But I Have A Nice Comfortable Pull Out Sofa Bed, If Needed. If You Meet All Or A Good Portion of My Criterias, And You Would Like to Just Hangout Here For A Few Days, Before you commit. They Have A 2 Week Guest Policy Here, It Says Any Guest that stays here for 10 days or More, Must Be Applied to The Lease, and will have to have a valid driver's license, and or ID. So the Apartment Complex can run a Criminal Background Check Only. So You Could Stay Here For The 10 days, or Less, Before Making Your Decision. You Would be responsible for Your Half of the Rent (which is 350 dollars) and Then Only the Grocery Bill, Which We'd Probably Sit down and Discuss, Which way would be easier. So That's About it. Hopefully You'll Find This Cinarieo to Your Liking, And I'll Be Hearing From You Soon.